Say Hello To Sunshine
Hey, I'm Corey. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I once climbed Mount Everest using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.
On a less serious note, you guys can message me if you want to know more.
I'll answer these in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Some of my life. Mostly the life changing things.
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SERIOUSLY?! I AM TRYING TO WATCH HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES AND MY DAD IS BLASTING CALL ME MAYBE! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DAD?!
So I hear the dog in my house barking. Kept screaming at it to shut up. It finally shuts up. I start to fall asleep….
Then suddenly I realize something. We don’t have a fucking dog…….
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I don’t understand why violets are fucking blue.
Those bitches be violet.
